R18: I'm Coming! And Other Series

I’m coming!

Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and the rooster was flat on its back with its legs in the air.

When his dad came home, Billy asked, "Dad, our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father, thinking quickly, said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad, that's great," said little Billy.

A few days…

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R18: Honeymoon at Home and Other Series

Honeymoon at Home

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. To further reduce the price tag, they resolved to spend their honeymoon right at home.

Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom – and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.”

She then snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she…

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R18: Naked Statues and Other Series

Naked Statues 

Two statues – of a naked woman and a naked man – stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled.

Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish.

The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities.

Twelve minutes later they return…

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