R18: Wrong Zipper and Others

Wrong Zipper

IN a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. 

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. 

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.…

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R18: Old Woman's Query and Others

Old woman’s query

THERE was a nice old lady who was considering a week's sunny vacation at a particular campground. However, she wanted to make sure of the accommodations first. Uppermost in her mind were the toilet facilities, but being conservative, she couldn't bring herself to write "toilet" in a letter.

After considerable deliberation, she settled on "bathroom commode" – and even that sounded too forward to her. So she rewrote the letter to the campground, and referred to the "bathroom commode" as "B.C." 

"Does the campground have its own B.C.?" she wrote.

The campground owner…

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R18: Postcards from the Bedroom and Others

Postcards from the bedrooms

THERE’S this mother who had three virgin daughters. The day came when all of them got married all at the same time. 

Since the mother was a bit worried as to how their sex life would get started, she made them promise her to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl, who had gone to Hawaii for the honeymoon, sent a postcard two days later containing a single word: “Nescafe.”

The mom was a bit puzzled about the message, until she went into…

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R18: Dead Preacher's Message and Others

Dead Preacher’s Message

Mr. Johnson, a businessman, went on a business trip to Kuala Lumpur. Upon arriving, he immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jean.

Unfortunately, he mistyped one character and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a minister who had just passed away that morning. The vicar's wife took one look at the e-mail – and promptly fainted.

When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message. It read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

-o0o-

Make My Donkey Laugh

This man walks into…

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R18: The Boy Firefighter and Others

The Boy Firefighter

A FIREMAN looked out of the firehouse window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had small ladders hung on the side of his little red wagon, and a garden hose coiled up in it. He was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon. 

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the…

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