- Opinyon
- Hits: 791
R18: Sick Ward and Other Series
Sick Ward
An army major visits the sick ward of a war camp. He goes up to one private and asks, “What’s your problem, soldier?”
“Chronic syphilis, sir!”
“What treatment are you getting?”
“Five minutes with the wire brush, sir!”
“And what’s your ambition?”
“To get back to the front lines, sir!”
“Good man!” says the major.
He then moves on to the next bed. “What’s your problem, soldier?”
“Chronic hemorrhoids, sir!”
“What treatment are you getting?”
“Five minutes with the wire brush, sir!”
“And what’s your ambition?”…
