R18: Forgetful Actor and Other Series

Forgetful Actor

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years, he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my lover.'"

The actor is so thrilled that all day long…

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R18: Spare Spoon and Other Series

Spare Spoon

A MAN was eating inside a restaurant when he dropped his spoon. The waiter, who happened to be passing by, took a spoon out of his pocket and gave it to him.

The man thanked him, took another sip of his soup and then asked, “Excuse me, sir, but why do all the waiters have spoons on their pockets?”

The waiter said, “Well, sir, a time and motion survey in our restaurant showed that one in four costumers drop their spoon just like you. So we always have a spare spoon in hand so we can give…

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R18: Gorilla in Heat and Other Series

Gorilla in Heat

A ZOO acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla – which turned out to be a female – became very horny and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem: the gorilla was in heat. That posed a problem for the zoo, as no male of this species was available.

While reflecting on the problem, the zoo administrators noticed Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Now Burl was rumored to possess ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn’t very bright.

So the zoo administrators…

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R18: Just Circumcised and Other Series

Just Circumcised

A TEACHER noticed a little boy at the back of the class squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention to the lesson. She went to find out what was going on.

The boy, quite embarrassed, whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office, phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did that and returned to the classroom, where he sat down at his seat.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the…

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R18: Prostitute and Other Series

Prostitute

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she is a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.

The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again – only this time alone.

The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What…

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