R18: Gorilla in Heat and Other Series

Gorilla in Heat

A ZOO acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla – which turned out to be a female – became very horny and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem: the gorilla was in heat. That posed a problem for the zoo, as no male of this species was available.

While reflecting on the problem, the zoo administrators noticed Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Now Burl was rumored to possess ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn’t very bright.

So the zoo administrators…

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R18: Prostitute and Other Series

Prostitute

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she is a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.

The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again – only this time alone.

The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What…

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R18: Sick Ward and Other Series

Sick Ward

An army major visits the sick ward of a war camp. He goes up to one private and asks, “What’s your problem, soldier?”

“Chronic syphilis, sir!”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush, sir!”

“And what’s your ambition?”

“To get back to the front lines, sir!”

“Good man!” says the major.

He then moves on to the next bed. “What’s your problem, soldier?”

“Chronic hemorrhoids, sir!”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush, sir!”

“And what’s your ambition?”…

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R18: Drunken Cowboy and Other Series

Drunken Cowboy

One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking, he asked the bartender if there was a room and any women around.

The bartender told him he had a room for rent, and then glanced over to his friends, who were drinking at another table. Then and there, they decided to play a trick on the cowboy.

As the evening dragged on, the cowboy, now obviously drunk, kept on asking about a woman. The bartender finally sent his friends upstairs on a…

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R18: Barbecue and Other Series

Barbeque

Mark and his wife were working in their garden one day when Mark looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque."

With that, he proceeds to get a measuring tape and measure the grill. Then he goes over to where his wife was working and measures his wife's booty.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbeque!" he exclaims.

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Mark is feeling a…

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