R18: Birthday Gift and Others

Birthday Gift

THERE is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." 

His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. 

The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"…

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R18: Weight Loss and Others

Weight Loss

THERE is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a fitness program guaranteeing a weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. Intrigued, he decides to sign up.

The next morning, he finds an incredibly beautiful woman standing at his door, wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." 

As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end…

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R18: Camel Ride and Other Series

Camel Ride

A YOUNG officer was posted to a British army detachment in the desert. On his tour of the facility with the master sergeant, he noticed a group of camels.

“What are those for?” he asked.

“The men use them when they want to have sex.”

“Don’t say another word, sergeant. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Get rid of those camels immediately!”

“Yes, sir!”

However, after a few weeks, the young officer began to get rather horny. He called the sergeant and asked him, “Where are the camels we used…

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R18: Wife’s Three Wishes and Others

Wife’s Three Wishes 

A WOMAN was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." 

The woman did so. After that, the frog continued, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes – that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" 

The woman said, "That would be…

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R18: Used Fork and Other Series

Used Fork 

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. 

"I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order from there," the man says. 

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork…

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