R18: Just Circumcised and Other Series

Just Circumcised

A TEACHER noticed a little boy at the back of the class squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention to the lesson. She went to find out what was going on.

The boy, quite embarrassed, whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office, phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did that and returned to the classroom, where he sat down at his seat.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the…

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R18: Gorilla in Heat and Other Series

Gorilla in Heat

A ZOO acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla – which turned out to be a female – became very horny and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem: the gorilla was in heat. That posed a problem for the zoo, as no male of this species was available.

While reflecting on the problem, the zoo administrators noticed Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Now Burl was rumored to possess ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn’t very bright.

So the zoo administrators…

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R18: Drunken Cowboy and Other Series

Drunken Cowboy

One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking, he asked the bartender if there was a room and any women around.

The bartender told him he had a room for rent, and then glanced over to his friends, who were drinking at another table. Then and there, they decided to play a trick on the cowboy.

As the evening dragged on, the cowboy, now obviously drunk, kept on asking about a woman. The bartender finally sent his friends upstairs on a…

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R18: Prostitute and Other Series

Prostitute

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she is a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.

The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again – only this time alone.

The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What…

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R18: Sick Ward and Other Series

Sick Ward

An army major visits the sick ward of a war camp. He goes up to one private and asks, “What’s your problem, soldier?”

“Chronic syphilis, sir!”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush, sir!”

“And what’s your ambition?”

“To get back to the front lines, sir!”

“Good man!” says the major.

He then moves on to the next bed. “What’s your problem, soldier?”

“Chronic hemorrhoids, sir!”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush, sir!”

“And what’s your ambition?”…

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