R18: The Bet and Others

The Bet

THREE friends – an Italian, a German, and a Greek – decided to bet 100 Euros each that one of them can make their wives scream more from sex. 

The next day, the Italian said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one and a half hours." 

The German said, "That's nothing! I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that." 

The Greek said, "Huh! That's nothing. I made love to my wife for ten…

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R18: Silver Anniversary and Others

Silver Anniversary

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" 

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." 

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" 

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."


Sex Education

A mother…

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R18: Snake Bite and Others

Snake Bite

One day, two best friends named Jay and Bob were walking down a dense forest. Suddenly, a giant snake came out of nowhere, jumped up on Jay’s leg, and bit his dick.

Since there was no one around for miles, Bob called a hospital and told the doctor, “Quick! Help! My friend’s got bitten by a snake on his penis! What should I do?”

The doctor on the line told him, “Son, you’re gonna have to suck the venom out yourself.”

Frantic, Bob said, “But Doctor, there has to be another way to get rid of…

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R18: Clueless Dad and Others

Clueless Dad 

A GROUP of conservative and old school fathers is sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." 

All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh no!" 

Then the second dad says, "That's nothing. I found an empty liquor bottle under my 16 year old's bed." 

All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh dear!" 

Then the third dad says, "Mine's worse than both of those combined. I went into my 16 year old daughter's room…

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R18: Blind Man and Others

Blind Man 

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.  So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." 

So they do this, and begin painting their room.  Soon they hear a knock at the door.  They ask, "Who is it?" 

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt?"  So they let him in. 


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