R18: Wife’s Three Wishes and Others

Wife’s Three Wishes 

A WOMAN was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." 

The woman did so. After that, the frog continued, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes – that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" 

The woman said, "That would be…

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R18: Camel Ride and Other Series

Camel Ride

A YOUNG officer was posted to a British army detachment in the desert. On his tour of the facility with the master sergeant, he noticed a group of camels.

“What are those for?” he asked.

“The men use them when they want to have sex.”

“Don’t say another word, sergeant. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Get rid of those camels immediately!”

“Yes, sir!”

However, after a few weeks, the young officer began to get rather horny. He called the sergeant and asked him, “Where are the camels we used…

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R18: Forgetful Actor and Other Series

Forgetful Actor

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years, he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my lover.'"

The actor is so thrilled that all day long…

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R18: Used Fork and Other Series

Used Fork 

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. 

"I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order from there," the man says. 

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork…

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R18: Spare Spoon and Other Series

Spare Spoon

A MAN was eating inside a restaurant when he dropped his spoon. The waiter, who happened to be passing by, took a spoon out of his pocket and gave it to him.

The man thanked him, took another sip of his soup and then asked, “Excuse me, sir, but why do all the waiters have spoons on their pockets?”

The waiter said, “Well, sir, a time and motion survey in our restaurant showed that one in four costumers drop their spoon just like you. So we always have a spare spoon in hand so we can give…

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