R18: Making Them Useful and Others

Making Them Useful

This one is for housewives who neglect their hubbies out there. 

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip – to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. 

Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. 

“Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast…

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R18: The Third Time and Others

The Third Time

A POLICEMAN sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. 

As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and gave her "the look". 

Whispering under her breath, the wife said, "No, darling! We can't do it here, our kid is watching!" 

The husband replied, "You're right. Let’s go to the beach."

Soon after, they found an empty cove in the beach and started making love – when all of a sudden a…

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R18: The Bet and Others

The Bet

THREE friends – an Italian, a German, and a Greek – decided to bet 100 Euros each that one of them can make their wives scream more from sex. 

The next day, the Italian said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one and a half hours." 

The German said, "That's nothing! I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that." 

The Greek said, "Huh! That's nothing. I made love to my wife for ten…

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R18: Afterlife and Others

Afterlife 

A COUPLE made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. 

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact with his wife. "Mary... Mary..." 

Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 

"Well, what is it like?" 

Fred excitedly tells his tale. "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I…

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R18: Silver Anniversary and Others

Silver Anniversary

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" 

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." 

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" 

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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