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R18: Naked Statue and Others

Naked Statue
TWO old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.
When they ran into each other later, the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"
The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! My gosh, the penis on it was so large!"
The first old lady then accidentally blurted out, "...Yeah, and cold, too!"
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Washing Machine
Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, settling for "washing machine."…