R18: Postcards from the Bedroom and Others

Postcards from the bedrooms

THERE’S this mother who had three virgin daughters. The day came when all of them got married all at the same time. 

Since the mother was a bit worried as to how their sex life would get started, she made them promise her to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl, who had gone to Hawaii for the honeymoon, sent a postcard two days later containing a single word: “Nescafe.”

The mom was a bit puzzled about the message, until she went into…

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R18: The Boy Firefighter and Others

The Boy Firefighter

A FIREMAN looked out of the firehouse window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had small ladders hung on the side of his little red wagon, and a garden hose coiled up in it. He was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon. 

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the…

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R18: Nice Try and Others

Nice Try!

ONE day Tom sees Joe's wife naked sunbathing in their backyard. When Tom sees Joe he brags, "I've seen your wife naked."

To get back at him Joe sneaks into Tom's yard the next night and sees his wife performing oral sex. Joe sees Tom a couple of days later and tells him, "Guess what? I saw your wife giving you oral a couple of days ago."

Tom laughs and replies, "Nice try! I wasn't in town a couple of days ago!"

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Hazards of a prenup

A man and his wife are having diner when…

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R18: She's Not Betty Crocker and Others

She’s not Betty Crocker!

A wife was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner while her husband was in the lounge room drinking a beer and watching the game. 

Sure enough, it didn’t take long before she started to nag him about things that needed fixing.  “Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” 

He yelled back, “Who do I look like, the repair man? I don’t think so!”

A little while later she said, “Honey, you need to fix…

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R18: No Wipes and Others

No Wipes

Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with, one uses her panties and the other uses a nearby wreath.

The next day one of the women's husbands calls the other. "They are never going out again! My wife came home without panties!"

The other husband replies, "You think that's bad? My wife came home with a card in her crack that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you!'"

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Shotgun Marriage

A…

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