R18: No Wipes and Others

No Wipes

Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with, one uses her panties and the other uses a nearby wreath.

The next day one of the women's husbands calls the other. "They are never going out again! My wife came home without panties!"

The other husband replies, "You think that's bad? My wife came home with a card in her crack that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you!'"

-o0o-

Shotgun Marriage

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R18: Naked Statue and Others

Naked Statue

TWO old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.  

When they ran into each other later, the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?" 

The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! My gosh, the penis on it was so large!" 

The first old lady then accidentally blurted out, "...Yeah, and cold, too!"

-o0o-

Washing Machine

Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, settling for "washing machine."…

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R18: Free Oranges and Others

Free Oranges

A hotel is raided for prostitution and the police line up all of the girls outside. One of the girl's grandmothers walks by and asks her, "Dear, why are you all lined up?"

She tells her grandmother, "The police are giving out free oranges to everybody here."

The grandmother sticks around to get her orange. When the cop gets to her he asks her, "You're still doing this at your age? How do you do it?"

The grandmother replies, "Well, I just take out my teeth and suck ‘em dry."

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Screw

A married couple is…

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R18: Wrong Call and Others

Wrong Call

An eight-year old girl went to her grandfather who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grandpa, what is couple sex?”

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and enjoys and responsibilities that go with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look…

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R18: Unlucky Day and Others

Unlucky Day!

THERE was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.…

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