R18: Old Woman's Query and Others

Old woman’s query

THERE was a nice old lady who was considering a week's sunny vacation at a particular campground. However, she wanted to make sure of the accommodations first. Uppermost in her mind were the toilet facilities, but being conservative, she couldn't bring herself to write "toilet" in a letter.

After considerable deliberation, she settled on "bathroom commode" – and even that sounded too forward to her. So she rewrote the letter to the campground, and referred to the "bathroom commode" as "B.C." 

"Does the campground have its own B.C.?" she wrote.

The campground owner…

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R18: Dead Preacher's Message and Others

Dead Preacher’s Message

Mr. Johnson, a businessman, went on a business trip to Kuala Lumpur. Upon arriving, he immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jean.

Unfortunately, he mistyped one character and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a minister who had just passed away that morning. The vicar's wife took one look at the e-mail – and promptly fainted.

When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message. It read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

-o0o-

Make My Donkey Laugh

This man walks into…

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R18: The Boy Firefighter and Others

The Boy Firefighter

A FIREMAN looked out of the firehouse window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had small ladders hung on the side of his little red wagon, and a garden hose coiled up in it. He was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon. 

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the…

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R18: Postcards from the Bedroom and Others

Postcards from the bedrooms

THERE’S this mother who had three virgin daughters. The day came when all of them got married all at the same time. 

Since the mother was a bit worried as to how their sex life would get started, she made them promise her to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl, who had gone to Hawaii for the honeymoon, sent a postcard two days later containing a single word: “Nescafe.”

The mom was a bit puzzled about the message, until she went into…

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R18: She's Not Betty Crocker and Others

She’s not Betty Crocker!

A wife was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner while her husband was in the lounge room drinking a beer and watching the game. 

Sure enough, it didn’t take long before she started to nag him about things that needed fixing.  “Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” 

He yelled back, “Who do I look like, the repair man? I don’t think so!”

A little while later she said, “Honey, you need to fix…

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