The reason why God created woman (and other laughs)

The reason why God created woman

Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”

God answers, “So you would love her.”

“But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”

God replies, “So she would love you.”

-o0o-

Incompatible

“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot in common,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earth did you get married?”

“I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract,’” was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”

-o0o-

Color TV

Wally goes to an electronics store. “Do you have color TVs?” he asked the salesperson.

“Yes.”

“All right. I’m taking the green one.”

-o0o-

Charge

The USA and France yelled, “Charge!” and waved their rifles. Japan and Germany yelled, “Charge!” and waved their credit cards. 

 

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